i just want to meat her and do terribly wonderful things to her vagina...
why is it that everyone in pennsylvannia gets fucking prego??
Prostitute standing on the corner thrusting at cars as they drive by. New marketing strategy?
Jeremys mom is here. I gave her mad jello shots and now were griding. ima give it to her: ultimate payback for him fucking my gf.
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
Why is your signature on my underwear?
I made $80 at the club last night by telling him he was like a wild pony and I just wanted to tame him
Girl, that was the lost night of 2012 for me and I have buried that night deep deep away..
He's both a cowboy and a firefighter. Saying "no" was not an option.
Hey dude this is some next level no homo shit but im gonna get 2 tickets to the opera and go Hail Mary on this one girl. U take the extra ticket if i fail.
i can trust myself, just not when im drunk. and drinking is my favorite pastime
YOU CAN'T GET A TATTOO BECAUSE OF KPOP FANFICTION. THAT'S NOT HOW LIFE WORKS
My diet fell off the wagon when I began texting the pizza delivery guy my location on frat row.
It’s like my vagina just knows when a man is a barrel-chested freedom fighter.
Next time you decide to post pictures of yourself in your underwear on facebook, please don't tag me as your bulge.. My mom spent 10 minutes looking for me in that picture. I had to tell her I was hiding.
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