Thats a flattering suggestion doug but lets be clear NO you may not put your face in my vagina just because ur not charging me a cover. sorry.
My brother and I both agreed that your boobs are fake.
please tell me you remember why "7 days" is written above my bed in red marker
4 maple syrup blunts. Decided to sit on my roof and count the snowflakes that landed on my tongue. 84.
I need Christmas break to be over. I'm tired of fucking my old High School girlfriends
any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
You were petting your shoe and saying this makes me really happy
My mom and I are having a "yay I don't have herpes" shopping trip day
theres a new barista at starbuck holy fuck she's hot
i want to face-plant into her vagina
He's socially awkward. He has a big dick. We've had this talk before, they're socially awkward because they don't leave the house they just sit home and play with it.
you really need to remember next time not to write your name and phone number on the paper its wrapped in.
But what if it got lost?
its illegal. you dont want people to contact you if they find it.
Well sure, my hetero side is thrilled, but my gay side is soooo judging
I'm a fuck boy trapped in a single mom's body.
Love that I’m sending my uber driver a thank you message for taking me home via mcdonalds tonight before I’m messaging my date from tonight! Lol
The bouncer just called me magically delicious... apparently I'm a lucky charm. hollllleeeerrrr!
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