I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
Just did shots with my boss to warm up for our sales call to Childrens Hospital. I love startups.
You know I'm really starting to enjoy being everyones first gay experience
we just ordered 30 dollars worth of french fries...whats wrong with us?
Both he AND his 17 year old son were hitting on me... I'm bridging generational gaps
i chipped my tooth tryin to cut thru her pantyhose. that stuff is bulletproof.
i should probably find things i have in common with someone besides drinking, before having sex with them
im so sorry the vomit froze your passenger door shut... you should have stopped.
Please tell me I didn't help an old woman shave her vagina last night. Please.
That's the least of the fucked up shit you did last night dude.
He always tells me he misses my clit. I feel like I should make a drinking game out of it
She literally just changed his birthday. Overly attached girlfriend has nothing on her.
No one ever gets any after sleeping with her. She is like the broken mirror of hookups, enjoy 7 years of blue ball. Don't say I didn't warn you
They have a genuine stripper pole secured to the floor of their living room. I am thoroughly take advantage of it. I've made $5 so far. Why don't more places have poles??!
I don't want my vagina anymore.
I slept like a rock because of your dick. I'll thank him personally later.
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