im pretty sure i just saw someone trying to catch a fish with his penis
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
Throw up on the ground, people dancing to loud Bollywood music, seats literally missing. Fuck I hate public transit
You kept referring to your penis as "this guy."
she had that "i just got used" look on her face when i kicked her out at 5am
There was a fucking SNAKE in the urinal. WHAT THE FUCK
Honey, I don't care how "classic you" this is. It's not gonna matter if we can't find you in the morning.
Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
We didn't want to make a pit stop so I just helped my husband pee in a bottle. No one told me this was part of love.
This is the fourth day in a row I've walked outside in the same pajamas. I think the neighbors have finally given up on judging me.
you slapped the bag of goldfish out of her hands and screamed, "BITCH THIS AINT NO AQUARIUM". That's how fucked up
Goddamnit, guys. I got lube all over my kindle.
And then before we had sex he was quoting space jam to me
I've given up on the male species, I'm just going to be a lonely whore for the rest of my life.
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