I have to decide between the hot young blond with no apparent gag reflex, and the brunette with a great ass and a trust fund.
I hope you fall in a pool of honey in an immensely populated region of bears.
I just made a friends list on fb of all the guys ive hooked up with. genius.
just had to take a 4 hour nap to write a one page paper. its obviously the week after winter break.
i realized boys travel in groups of 3's and girls travel in 4's..thats why it gets so tricky
like hot dogs and buns.
apparently there was a flour fight and couch sex...
Peeing in public by noon, this is not a good indicator for the day.
Its 10:23 on a monday morning and im craving jello shots, this is a problem
I was making out with him, and then his friend randomly took off my pants and started going down on me. My first semi-threesome was a success.
he fed me chocolate as I gave him a handjob. I felt like a princess.
Also, I've found a new way to get drunk at work for free. Everytime I make a bushwhacker and there's extra... I put it in a cup. Its the Never ending drink.
Only at Harvard can you walk in on a bunch of stoners and expect everyone to immediately stand up, shake your hand and introduce themselves like we're at a fucking job fair
Let me tell you how my drug dealer wants me to take his girlfriends little sister to jr prom
I don't think you should be sorry for such memorable sex that I yell your name when you aren't around.
Holy high batman
The hairdryer was like a fuckin obstacle course
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