I think I died a long time ago.
Where are I am going home with Ryan
I don't know who this or Ryan is but it is probably too late to talk you out of it
suntimes in life you find a rare opportunity, mine was bonin my gf in front of the tv
Instead of a promise ring i got my clit peirced, its a promise that ill always give you ass! =]
he was drinking cheap vodka with warm tap water and a packet of crystal light. if that's not an alcoholic then idk what is
Sometimes I wish I could open my skin and just take a little peek at my liver. You know, just to see if it's rotten yet or still perfect looking.
The bartender just hugged us goodnight. I think we go there too often.
i'm gonna fuck his crew, i'm gonna wax my asshole. i'm gonna make them all cry tears of sex joy then move to colorado.
I think my staff loses a little bit of respect for me every time you're in town. I may have to puke at work ...again.
Oh fuck. There is like a human shit on the sidewalk. I hate this place.
He challenged me to a drink off, I couldn't just say no. It was a matter of pride really.
And as he was cursing your name from the bathroom you were ordering yourself another drink on his tab. The poor bastard had no clue you were a pro drunk
I was woken up in my old house by the new residents ... I don't even have a Key anymore
Let's knock shit down like godzilla and have intense sex in the rubble
I'm high. ignore me
So that guy from plenty of fish has a lightning bolt tattooed on his face. I kinda feel like I HAVE to sleep with him now.
She just. Cock slapped me. With string cheese.
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