I hid a 6pack in the microwave for later
I knew I liked you
I just saw a woman point to her daughter and scream at her husband THIS IS YOUR GENES, THIS IS YOU.
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
It's sad that he has such a beautiful cock and doesn't know what to do with it.
Do you know any thirteen year old jewish kids? I'm looking for a party.
He said female orgasms are a myth and refuses to even try to give me one.
i ordered a pipe on amazon, and under recommended items, it gave me a top hat. it knows me better than my parents.
They have a stripper pole on their deck. Normal.
This drunk girl wants you to know that I do actually like you. I'm not just using you for sex. I think you're cool.
I'm using toast as a chaser. If I wasn't already so fucked up this would be revolting.
Last night when you stole the construction sign you told me to tell you that first you did it for the money Than you did it for the music But mostly you did it for your family
My black heart of coal cannot compete with your boiling crock pot of teddy bears, rainbows, 90s music, and the good candy you get from rich people on Halloween.
I'm watching Pretty Woman alone and weaving a basket for Fiona. This is my life.
Should I apologize for the loud sex I had in his living room? Because I'm not going to.
Definitely not.
You sent me a pic of you peeing in two separate directions
and like half a dozen dick pics
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