it's a girl!!
That's great, I look forward to meeting her in 18 years
I figured he was gay when I walked in on him working out to Flirty Girl Fitness.
i hope not, i just know that at one point I was sitting on the bathroom floor eating bugles and crying because i had no one to show that it looked like I had witch nails when i stuck them on the ends of all ofmy fingers.
Can you confirm that Victor fucked a girl for Jack in the Box tacos?
I cannot, but I know he fucked a girl for a Nerf hoop and a "Kingpin" dvd.
i just got drunk dialed and its 10am. clearly finals are over.
Travelers Top-Tip: Europeans do not appreciate being repeatedly referred to as "gypsy" regardless of how good your Borat impression is.
I just compared his sexting to a plate of spaghetti. And he STILL wants to sleep with me.
Hot dogs and hydrocodine is NOT the combo of champions
Let's just say we ended up at Denny's with a strippers shoe that we had to discreetly leave at the door to the strip club this morning
You just said the word 'slut' out loud in your sleep and then made a moaning noise
come home. i made deep-fried hotdogs; don't let me die alone.
One last thing: he lists glow sticks and tacos as things he can't live without. How would we not be friends??
Ultimate fat girl moment: I promised him my mouth for the night if he bought me a funnel cake..
And how about the fact that the first time i really truly looked at a guy's dick was in my car. MY CAR. GODDAMNIT!!!
Dude, I danced with Abe Lincoln! How could last night have been any better???
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