someone called me shannon dorrhety annnd it hurt my feelingsd.
So tired and we had a cokehead in the salon today making us bleach her whole head because she thought it would let her pass her drug test for custody of her kid
Oh.My.God.
so I made out with a lobbyist last night. im officially a resident of D.C
She just tagged pictures of you wrapped in the "above the influence banner" like a toga.
hungover subway ride filled with german tourists and a mariachi band. too early. too fuckin early
I'm so hungover all I can do is stare at my curser and hope it starts moving on its own
dude to be honest with you there is a used condom that ive just left on my floor for three days
you have got to get your shit together
I'm going to empty my bank account and roll around in the cash. Want to join?
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
I wasn't half as drunk as u but u were saying u were a "worm" and u tried to slither out of my grasp
what the hell is that chicken wire thing she's holding?
An artistic expression of her stupidity.
I fell in the river last night. The allegheny to be exact. Omg getting drunk at work gatherings is dangerous
The NSA quit spying on phones. I'm sending you SO MANY dick pics.
You started having a threesome right in front of me.
lololol that's what happened?
Stephanie looked me right in the eye while she was going down on you. It made me really uncomfortable.
she has no right to get mad at us for drinking during the wedding. she's the one that chose the bridesmaid dresses with pockets.
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