Whssdazt areerg yiu up to? U thijk ur lame!
read your last text- its a foreign language-im not ignoring you, easyyy
My whole home page is your drunken face booking, congrats.
Need sex. Gaining weight.
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
you started puking right when a nickelback song came on..it was epic
All she does is lay in bed and watch golden girls and masturbate all day...
It's inspiring.
Well, I'm off to go seduce a gay man. In 10 years when I'm 300 pounds, sitting in a mumu surrounded by my 500 cats, remind me of this text. That way I can be like "ohhh THERE'S where I went wrong!!"
you got us kicked out of the restaurant for trying to pee in the trash can.
We built a fire and had sex in the kiddie pool. Then he washed my hair
Strong work
On a Thurs night I found myself drunk in a limo w 9 dudes on my way to a strip club. Once there I was handed $100 in ones and told "spend it." I need a husband. Or Jesus.
I should become her mentor. Get her life back together for her
You mean sponsor?
I just hope I don't wheeze during sex
This really high kid past out in the corner of the room holding a box of cheez its in his arm. My idol.
I think my brain is throwing up inside my head. How do you live like this?
Hey this is your roommate. You know the one that let you have sex with her while you called out your exs name and cried?
I have no recollection of that. You must have the wrong number. P.s. your thongs still on the ceiling fan.
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