Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
I just had someone call me out on a walk of shame via megaphone
So high. I just took a picture of my chewed gum so I can remember to paint a picture of it as a cloud later.
your dad just showed up on the golfcart with a keg. i. love. our. neighborhood.
I don't want to talk about it but I will say, that was the best two headed $68 blowjob. Ever.
You know, I never expected to find myself with a roommate who I'd have to ask not to have sex while I'm in the room. And yet, here we are.
Now that I've lowered my makeout age to 21 I have a whole new sea to fish in.
Well if he truly loves me he will just have to accept my flaws. And that includes a tequila dependency and borderline lesbianism.
Do you think drinking vodka, rum and sourpuss out of a water bottle, in a class that isn't even mine rude?
I just realized the only way to play Edward forty-hands is commando in a skirt. This intelligence kick is really doing me justice.
I smoked that joint really fast and now I'm so high I'm crawling around on all 4 giving my dogs piggie back rides pretending its the macy day parade for dogs and I'm their giant human float.
I couldn't stop laughing at the fact he was cutting lines with a sears card. What 24 year old has a sears card?
He's getting Easter eggs filled with weed or Jell-O shots for his birthday
Immediately after sex he layed on the floor and acted like my yellow bra was pac man
I don't think meeting his drug dealers counts as a relationship landmark.
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