Where the fuck is Rob at, he hasnt answered his phone in like 2 weeks.
Dude Rob died 2 weeks ago wtf?
Holy shit r u serious? How?
Just kidding, but im pretty sure he boned your gf and doesnt want to talk to you.
I just remember getting him back by licking the window on his truck.
I hit a bug from across the room with my flip flop boomerang style. That awesome.
You know, be my cock's hype man.
I have hooked up with someone in EVERYONE OF MY CLASSES.
That's how you know you deserve to be a senior
dont worry it didnt get any better. she locked herself in his room and was screaming at the top of her lungs "IM GUNA PEE ON YOUR BED"
Was last night real? Did I lick your forehead while you laid in between my legs while we laid next to your boyfriend?
Remember that time i gave you head on MY birthday and you made me stop so you could watch the rhino part in 300
Hopefully this dress says "let me rent your house" and not "let me suck your dick for money"
I'm covered in glow paint and I can't find my shirt. So, successful night
I don't know how that blunt survived being in your pocket all night but you pulled it out at 4 am in 7/11 and tried to fire it up. Zero fucks given
You declared that afternoon sex will be referred to as "wet naps" from now on
I've reached the last of the wine in my cup so now I have to sit up in my bed to get it through the crazy straw
You're his holy grail. The moment he finally gets you to orgasm he'll probably just retire and become a monk.
"Uno más" are officially my least favorite words in the entire Spanish language.
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