the nicest thing hes ever said to me is give me head.......please
battery dying...get laid and text me after...or during...its whatever.
We need to talk about our relationship.
I just won a bet involving 10 tequila shots. You've got about 3 minutes
i just remembered last night waiting for you to pick me up wearing my bra on my head to protect me from the rain
Ever find yourself wondering if your life is God's way of telling a joke?
All I remember is apologizing to his sister for being a bad influence while I was throwing up into a big gulp cup.
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
I thought she was being abused so tried to go in at the sympathy angle, but the bruises were from pole dancing. I went in at all angles.
What kind of life do I lead that no one is surprised by the fact that I was watching porn at work with the hot 37 year old?
found $100 my ex got arrested and I can receive free health insurance I gotta tell ya 2014 is really going to be my year
I have a 30 pack and enough condoms to last until tomorrow morning. Have Mystery Science Theater 3000 ready. I'm on my way over.
so at 3am I stumbled into my parents house and crawled into bed with them, I need to start dating.
Should I tell him how he got the bruise on his ass or just enjoy his theories?
just blew him in the library. I am a classy dame
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
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