Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
Someone told me they could tell we were from cincinnati because we say "as fuck" after adjectives
after giving me morning oral, he left saying "hate to eat and run but..." oh yeah, he's getting a second date.
i was the DD for the swedish students tonight. Got paid 23 dollars for driving 10 miles. gotta love ignorance and the confusion conversion brings.
The google font looked peculiar last night, but then up close I realized it was just dry vomit.
I was going to call you an awful person for that. but then i realized we're both awful people.
Really* awful people.
So I realized I was officially over him when I was getting a lap dance on the keg bus at 3am from his old boss and I was double fisting:)
I was an emotional waste case that night. She made me stroke her ponytail.
Dude, seduce him with cookies. You almost turned me gay with scones. Don't be surprised when they get you laid.
She frightens me and turns me on at the same time. She's a keeper
Restraining order pending?
Nope. Flying out tonight. Staying with my great aunt who is an ex nun turned hostel owner. Best and likely most dangerous St. Patty's Day to commence in 10 hours. IRELAND!
Be safe. And I hate you.
our relationship was basically a one night stand, with a three week long, morning after
Jungle juice turns everything into a pickup line. All I said was "do you play chess" and somehow I got laid.
Well, he was my lawyer and now we get drunk and hook up.
That explains the way he looks at you.
If he’s halfway attractive, employed and cool with me having boytoys, I’ll marry him
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