can you wear a superman outfit if we ever have sex?
"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
Dude I gave him a bj because he was upset about the NFL draft, if that doesn't lock it down, i don't know what does
It just feels wrong masturbating with my neighbor's cat in my apartment
fact: I now appreciate my drunken winter self even more. I just found $20 in my winter coat with a note that says keep yourself warm next winter. I am awesome.
Being at this stripclub only reinforces how single I am. And I was *just* becoming okay with that.
My liver and I thought we knew what we signed up for. We were wrong.
All of her cloths were on our coffee table this morning. The only things she left with last night were her shoes and Scott
At least I remembered to wear a bra. I feel like that's a big accomplishment right now
Running late for a date because I couldn't get my clothes out from under the dude I spent the night with in time to leave when I planned. This is my life.
When he swipes my v card it will be comparable to my bat mitzvah. should I make sweatshirts or sweatpants?
you were holding her above your head singing Circle of Life in what i assume was a Simba reference. then she smacked her head on a bar light and the bouncers kicked you out
I fell into a manhole last night, so there's that
I'm at the drive thru window, five minutes out. If the bathtub is empty or you're dressed when I arrive I'm not sharing.
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