cant believe you said you would bone perez hilton
i said paris hilton
thats even worse
I think my favourite thing about cubicles is the fact that I can pick my nose at work
You decided to make a porno with gummy bears and things went downhill from there.
my shower just felt like jesus cried on me. like he shed tears just for my shower.
Don't worry we found her. Somehow she ended up on my roof with 2 bar stools
I can feel my liver begging me to stop.
Mm. I just want to eat pancakes off of his fine ass.
I'm using my dog as a pillow. He's cool with it.
HELP! How do I get paint off the dog?
Well sort of got busted by a cop while having sex outside, so your call
Ok she stopped using her fork and knife and is legit eating that steak using her hands.
Being responsible doesn't make memories.
So that guy from plenty of fish has a lightning bolt tattooed on his face. I kinda feel like I HAVE to sleep with him now.
The modern romantic, surprising his gf w/ a gram of blow
I really need to get a comfy set of masturbating shoes
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