can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
they just started talking about wanting to bang stephanie tanner from full house
Wow i just got reported to security for being a homeless person trying to break into the library.
You know what sound is wonderful for a hangover? Listening to the horns from the South Africans at the world cup
I know it sounds like a good idea, but doing Spanish homework at a bar just because the owners are Mexican and they give us margaritas really wasn't the best decision.
Just realized I have to keep sleeping with him... those scars from drunk sex on the 4th of July are still on my back and lord knows I'm not about to explain that to another guy.
Really? And is this the kinda party we talked about earlier?
Yup. It's just me crying in a closet eating soup
I found my keys in the basement freezer. Drunk me is a sneaky little bastard.
Okay well we need to be adults. We're gonna end up with diabetes or some shit.
Wow, I just woke up in this conference with the woman beside me staring at me. This is what happens when hungover people sit in warm rooms...
hi I'm Emily and I thoroughly enjoy getting minors hammered.. I'll start my AA intro just like that.
It's days like today, when my bra and underwear match, that make me feel like I'm getting my life together...
I might be offended if you don't bang me tomorrow. You know, for America.
How many times do I have to tell you I'm not bisexual.
.....unless there is alcohol involved
Welcome to your 30’s, where every one night stand is most likely with someone’s father
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