fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
My parents just checked my browsing history and now think I'm addicted to porn and am a necrophiliac. 1: I know it was you. 2: You're so dumped, that shit is sick.
does my mom think that having an ed hardy lighter is going to get her laid?
My sole motivation for showering this morning was to masturbate. Something is wrong here...
WAIT U DIDN'T FEED THE SQUIRREL?
I just saved him in my contacts as "Has 2 kids.. don't drunk text"
He's trying to impress me with how much money he makes. How does he know me so well?
Tim john just told us the story about him losing his virginity at 14 during church on the emergency exit staircase. This is day drinking?
Update. He just picked me up and tried to demonstrate
please come upstairs a drunk asian is lying down n the middle of my room and i don't know him
i wore a power symbol belly button ring just so i can drunkenly tell him that he turns me on. i dont care if it works i think its classy
Her hookup left his underwear and shorts in the dorm last night... What he was wearing when he left, we may never know.
I think I need to see a chiropractor after giving that blow job
Being drunk isn't an excuse for eating all of the bacon asshole
My dog and I just went outside to pee together.
A sultry night of tacos and sex sounds nice. Should I bring home milk?
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