Only in Alabama do they play hymns in a bar!!!
dude i just saw a topless girl trying to get into her locked car. im moving here
Ok. Also I almost just threw up. Seriously. I was think to myself "really? Here? Now? At my work desk?" and then it went away.
walking on campus just saw the exact moment some kids life got ruined
he's on the phone and just starts going "FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCKKKKK", then follows it with "Are you sure your pregnant?"... made my day
I just saw a girl on crutches doing a walk of shame. She is either super dedicated, or her night didn't go as planned.
Frats are adorable. They make mediocre guys think they're worth a shit.
...the American dream.
I hope after we constantly bang for 2 days straight we can agree to be friends again
I fell asleep after the worst sex of my life and now I'm snowed in with him. SEND HELP. CALL FEMA. GET ME OUT OF HERE.
We have bigger issues at hand... Does anybody know someone in the kalamazoo area that is missing a pair of stilts ?
Someone should make a valentines day card that says "I like the way you continuously consume thc with no concept of a limit other than drug supply" Because I'd send that to you.
Hahaha perfect. Let's start stopping drinking tomorrow
Road head absolutely translates. That's the beauty of road head... It's so portable!
It's still fucked up that my mom let me think Vanilla Ice was my dad for YEARS just because she thought it was funny.
If youre worried about being stabbed, you probably shouldnt be there.
april was a good month for me, sexually...doubled my number, had a threesome, fucked a girl for the first time and two different boys in one night. there should be a medal
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