remember when mike pissed in his pants and then put a double cheeburger in the pocketsss of said wet pants for "safe keeping"? yea drunker then that.
He came on my face and told me I looked like a gingerbread house.
Im at the zoo right now high out of my mind and feel as if the animals are watching me and Im the one in a cage.
Use motel 8. I'll give you my credit card #. i'll pay for it cuz i care about your vagina.
She just flushed the toilet with her head inside it...
I don't think he knows what shame means anymore. He gave some bar slut his sisters Tiffanys necklace, in exchange for anal.
The fact that I'm going to be living with you is starting to make me worry about my heatlh.
Ya that ship has sailed dude
this year we will have multiple halloween identities. lesbian couple meets brian and stewie
I asked him why he was eating an entire can of refried beans, the only answer I got was "revenge"
Nothing quite like walking through a spider web on your way back in from smoking to fuck up a perfectly good high.
If by some world ending natural disaster I get into an actual relationship with this kid, should I tell him the truth about the web of lies I've based our current relationship on?
I'm watching porn in spanish. Thats studying right?
I have really important information for you regarding the furry convention this weekend
Seriously. There were about 4 hours in which I swear my nose was not attached to my face.
THREE MINUTES! THREE MINUTES PAST MIDNIGHT I STSRT HEARING CHRISTMAS MUSIC ON THE OVERHEAD PA SYSTEM!!!
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