My pee smelled like sake this morning it was sooo disgusting.
Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
I haven't been able to trust a girl since spanks came out
Before I dignify that with an answer, let me get this straight. You're asking me if I wiped my ass on the towels?
we sixty- nined on a tennis court.. not even drunk. you say insane. i say creative genius.
Just think of all the blizzard sex people are having right now
I just did the math. 30.36% of girls I've slept with have cheated on a significant other while doing it.
the wall and i were having dominance issues.
You were outside the bathroom the gay guy was puking in, screaming "IT GETS BETTER!" over and over again. Good message, poor execution.
There is a mobile STD testing unit set up at my place of employment. In the lunchroom. I may need to reevaluate my career choices. And my lunch plans.
A giant panda just asked me for a cigarette and said "man pandas gotta smoke too." There is something wrong with this place.
I feel like I'm going to get the reputation of being the girl who brings her dog with her to all her random hookups.
I'd like to thank you for ensuring I didn't die. Id also like to show you the most impressive bruise you will perhaps ever see
My CPA just snapchatted me a picture of her playing beer pong at a picnic. Time to do my own taxes?
I feel badly that he has cancer, but this does not mean I am obligated to have sex with him. Again.
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