Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
i met a boy and i'm in lovvvvveeeeeeee and we're going to vegas and getting marrrrrriiiieeeeedddddd!
let's be honest with each other here, that's about the worst idea you've ever had. you need to walk this one off.
when your friendship is based on dead babies and vodka there is a delicate balance. lesson learned. for what its worth, you are still my number one.
I had to convince you not to write "happy birthday to the first guy who fingered me" on his facebook wall, right above the post from his current girlfriend's mother.
should my break up email to my English professor be in MLA format?
My mouth holds just enough water for my bong
went from writing my paper to watching obamas speech to crushing beers and singing springsteen in a crowd of 100 within 20 minutes. I love this country
Who is he, asking me if im dtf without a question mark
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do you remember when we thought we were both knocked up by the same guy like two days apart and would have half twins? Thats a best friend moment.
Want to come over? I'm getting stoned and watching Netflix and making s'mores over a candle in my room
So neither of us had a dollar bill and we couldnt find a straw so we spent all nite doing coke through penne pasta
Also that boy who jizzed in me wearing Cowboy boots and a plaid shirt snapped me at 4 am and said "I owe you a dinner. Sorry"
When I came out of the bathroom you were naked dead asleep on the couch but your dick was still rock hard standing straight up. I almost took a pic. It was impressive.
Quick question—how good are you at digging holes? I mean, besides the one you've dug for yourself. asking for a friend
No I come to this class stoned every week. Except last week when I was drinking in class
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