normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
dude i just saw a drunk guy attempt to get by IUPD and throw a uprooted bleacher seat over the edge of the stadium. funniest thing of life.
details please.
they caught him 10 rows from the top. the first thing he said was "wait I can explain, i just have to throw this over first."
look out your window.... he's holding his iphone up like a boombox playing you beach boys
He's a waiter, looks 15, and told me he loved me after only talking to me for 30 minutes. I told him I wanted a margarita. We got 3 free pitchers. I may have to make this our regular Wednesday night hangout.
This is the most scared i've been of my hands since i did shrooms.
I'm sorry you couldn't sneak away today. You're the only guy I'm fucking that I can talk with about the other guys I'm fucking, and I need some advice
You went to jail last night?!
Just a little bit.
The ratio of last drink to last smoke is so tricky. This could go on until the booze is gone
How many trips to the liquor store in a week constitutes alcoholism?
I had a dream about a vibrator with 42 different settings. If that's not a good indication I need to get laid, I don't know what is
Im calling you paparazzi cause of all the dick pics you take of your one night stands ps loved the panoramic one!
I set up her keyboard so that no matter what she does, it will open up RedTube. Click and command Q all you like, its going to porn. No I play the waiting game
She took a six hour road trip with me so I could have revenge sex with my ex's brother. That is the definition of a best friend.
He's pretending to be my boyfriend so that my family won't bother us when we sneak off to smoke weed
It was a simpler time. With fewer STDs.
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