Just incase you were wondering, the count of ladies who have perioded on chairs at our fine restaurant is now at 3.
no, its his 'welcome back from rehab' party.
Katie is reenacting me jizzing in her eye via emoticons...
A relator touring our house this week saw the picture in our bathroom of steven passed out, yellow faced, with BALLS on his forehead, and had to ask "if that kid was alive or dead".
Just made out with the bride... She was still in her dress & I was still in my bridesmaid dress, how's that for an album picture?!?
I doubt the Taliban would support fake nipples.
im wtih 32a right now bc 34d is on her period. now i know how girls feel when their hookups go from magnums to regulars
He won't ever take me seriously if I keep getting drunk and hooking up with all his friends.
Solid teamwork gives us a good shout of both bringing home trophy cougs
Traded my phone for pizza, then got it back this morning....successful night
Don't forget Giraffe in your car! If we show up in the same outfit without animal heads we're just gonna look weird.
We grabbed as many adult diapers as we could and made a run for it.
Do you think showing up at his door with bourbon and chicken is too forward?
You win. I am a lesbian who maybe slightly jaded. I didn't mean to throw the knife at you head.
I just kept eating and watching him slide down the stairs head first
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