so ur a construction worker, male escort, sex god and surfer? lol
well its been awhile since I've surfed
By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
Promise me that if I become one of those sad people that facebook pesters you to 'reconnect with' you'll tell me so I can delete mine and save myself the humiliation?
I'm not sure what happened last night, but I have someone stored in my phone as 'Aftershock'
THERE WAS A HANDPRINT OF BLOOD ON HIS SHOULDER
I'm by the dj to the left. Come get me now this girl is talking about baby names and I dnt even no hers
I can't see you
I'm the only one that's wearing a tarzan outfit get your ass over here you douche
What has two arms, one testicle and no credit card debt? This guy.
I'm allowing myself one mistake a year. He gets to be 2012.
Too many penises have met your hands. Stop or die.
You handed J your Mayan-pocalypse shopping list and told him he wasn't getting laid unless he brought everything on it. Where is he supposed to get a live goat?!
Wanna know what sucks. Banging the bosses daughter at work and having the boss walk in while you are fucking on his desk. Good day though. Made 6 sales
You get 5 min
Your time limits don't scare me, I'll include foreplay and redressing in that 5 min. If you wanted to challenge me you should say you got an hour, id be scared then and more creative.
considering I just took 3 shots of fireball I don't think I'm coming back tonight. also the hulk just walked in crushing beer cans on his forehead
Just saw the pics from the bachelor party. When the hell did we go to southie. And why was there a chicken in the limo..? You guys really are my best friends.
we tried to make a drinking game out of 4 pokemon cards you found in a drawer.
Randomize
