Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
My moms helping me unpack but im getting a little nervous because I dont remember where i put my dildo
No, I'm only going to drink half my paycheck. That's the responsible thing to do.
do you ever facebook stalk someone so much you think their inside jokes are yours?
Just passed a strip club with a Marquis sign that said 'tis the squeezin'
We just took shots out of seashells. Welcome spring break 10.
We don't have a ruler. Come downstairs and lay in the snow with a boner so we can see how much snow we've gotten. Put your 8 inches to a less shameful use.
She's the worst person, but the best naked person
For once I want to have sex without having to google the after effects of it.
watched two friends get underages. one had a shirt on that said lets get wasted while the other said to the cop "i understand your just trying to do your job but that was dirty bro".
I don't know what's worse the fact that I woke up with a clit piercing or the fact that I didn't pay for it.
I was just dry heaving outside of the Chem building when a guided tour walked by. Welcome to the Maritimes kids...
I'd just like to take a moment now to apologize sincerely for getting drunk and making an as of myself at your Christmas party next week. I'm especially sorry for sleeping with your baby sister.
Nope. I'm an adult now. I can successfully avoid to vomit in defiance of the porcelain god\n
please don't ironically join a cult
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