Is it normal to miss your booty call?
Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
now i know why i became what i already was.
I tried making the sex a little better this time so right before I blew I yelled "ready or not here I come!"
Fuck him tonight for the both of us. We're still tag-teaming in spirit.
They are currently going door-to-door asking the neighbors to donate money for Cheez-Its and gift wrap. They asked me to stay back at the house to make another pitcher of margaritas.
Yeah, clearly. And then we can float around my room on Christmas themed inner tubes. And drink, I guess.
What are you doing and how can I add sex in there
The sad thing was my husband told her its ok to make out with me. Bar Tuesdays will live on regardless.
I don't know if trying Molly for the first time before my flight was an awesome or aweful idea
Can we just cry and dive into a couch-sized bag of sadness-chips, dip them in a la-z-boy sized jar of depression salsa while watching a show called 'Forget Your Hopes and Dreams, Just Kill Yourself'?
It's not stalking if you do it on LinkedIn...
Got arrested last night. My cell mate just added me on Facebook.
Dude.. She just busted into my house wearing a ski mask, a poncho, and thigh-high pink hooker boots and yelled, "THE CABS ARE HEEERRREEE!!"
The hangover struggle is to real, just passed the drive thru window. Twice.
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