To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
exactly what part of this weekend seemed like a good idea?
we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
Just passed a sign for an "adult food and fuel superstore". Wtf does that even mean?
im not sure but a few things come to mind which just makes me giggle
Guys should not giggle. Ever.
I just saw that your im name has '4eva' in it. Your man card has been revoked.
found glitter on my cock. thank you for bringing me to that dance recital.
So if you ever need to know a guy who knows a guy who knows a guy that can put a 24oz beer can up his ass... Hit me up...
i'm having the hardest time convincing my roommates to go dumpster diving for pizza with me. i really miss you..
I'm just pissed at the whore who takes over my body when I'm blacked out.
Omfg amy I'm not kidding you I think a blow job is what landed me in the hospital
Can we make a pact that if we're 40 and still sluts that aren't married we can get civil unioned the fuck up and raise an asian baby as our own?
it wasn't a total waste of time; I mean how often do you get to play scotch pong?
.....fair enough
Well, we 69'd in the Jacuzzi. If that tells you the kind of night I had. Neither of us knew we could hold our breath that long. Deff. Most. Dangerous. Sex. Ever.
Just because I'm sleeping with him doesn't mean I'm in love with him, it means that I want to have sex with someone who isn't a serial killer.
Bro, that'd be the third dick I've taken down in the office.
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