well apparently i yelled MY VAGINA WAS ANNIHILATED and his whole family heard
we're taking a shot everytime we receive a "Happy Thanksgiving!!!!!" mass text. up to 7 since 10am. God help us.
i dont feel like going...you don't know how much work goes into getting my whore on
Yeah you fell over while you were peeing and you said "hold I'm, I'm still peeing"
I'm taking it from the chunk of pizza I just pulled out my hair that we ate pizza last night?
Just finished off a roll of paper towels. Celebration blunt?
I don't understand but I'll be there in 5
Friends help friends remove their foot from the sunroof after an epic smoke sesh.
...But it's not like we would be the first people to pay for an abortion with student loans and cell phone rebates.
The intern claims someone glued plastic eyeballs to his penis last night. He going to show everyone in the conference room at 3pm. There is a $5 cover charge.
The ketchup exploded, and totally splooged his face and the wall. You could see the outline of his head in the wall splatter.
Your actions as of last night have earned you over thirty new nicknames.
What's Spanish for "I shouldn't have worn these underwear to work?"
I'm making a will, in it I'm leaving you my skull.
I swear to God...this day is one great big who's who in the land of fucked uppedness.
Well... Chad blew off half of his hand last night. We were able to find most of it.
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