Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
The bars here don't close until 4!
my legs don't close until 4
We can't ever have kids because there's a chance that they'll end up just like us.
she has over 3,000 tagged photos on facebook. dont tell me she isnt annoying.
A donut and a mojito for breakfast...Helloooooo Derby Wekkend!
I think im gonna have to stop sexting on the metra. The middle aged businessman behind me just leaned over and whispered 'dirty girl' and highfived his seatmate.
I get credit on the assist, you can thank me by taking a pic of her ass under the covers and sending it to me. It would make my YEAR
I love you. Happy valentines. Satin Patricks dayyyyyyyyyy. Alreadythrew up. Geeeeerait.
Even though he had a fractured vertebrae, the sex was still phenomenal. Better than normal actually. I hope the vertabrae never heals.
I think i was just meant to be a stripper. A ballerina stripper cat
I'm drinking vodka. Get ready for my famous "come over" mass snapchats
you know that moment when all the alcohol kicks in and suddenly you realize the bar is very loud and you just want to bite someone sexy and ride their face i am kinda at that moment
Update: that felon in Georgia I slept with is now a police officer. What a wonderful world
I'm on my third roll of toilet paper. Today can fuck right off.
I fell out of my bed whilst trying not to move this morning. I AM ADULT
I had ice cream for breakfast two days in a row.
SUPER ADULTS
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