Wanted to apologize for chris browning you when you were on my computer.
its like his balls were made of silver and he was trying to polish the tarnish off
we'll penetrate his innocence with our dicks
while we were dancing I voluntarily took my bra off and hung it around his neck as a necklace. 2011 lets go
they're like a gay fantastic four
Just so we're clear, that's a yes to the honey, but if you get marshmallow fluff anywhere near my body we are never doing this again
i also took my stockings off in the bathroom and blew my nose with them in the cab ride home. james was appalled
P.S. It's common courtesy to let the girl your banging know if she's about to walk into the same place your girlfriend is at so she can get her poker face ready
Hello Officers/Paramedics, judging by last night, my friend is dead. The money in his pockets is mine, he owed me. Please send me directions to whichever morgue/strip club for pick up.
Day 1 of the Fuck Your Ex weekend has been productive. Already boned Steph and we're both still glad we arnt together anymore.
I would of joined had I not blacked out last night and ran around naked breaking things till 4 am
I could definitely fill a shot glass w my cum
please don't
New discovery: your vibrator works on my balls. Technology is wonderful I love the future
He just stays over and makes naked pancakes in the morning
he fell asleep naked and all I'm doing is staring at his weird balls
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