i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
someone needs to make a hangover cure that isn't cocaine.
what if his mom answers? its like high school, but hes 30
I feel like college is just an experience in what names I can't name my future son.
No flamethrowers. That is a direct order.
Maybe I should forgo underwear.
This is a family BBQ no?
And there might be a gallon of sangria without the lid on the floor in your room. Just be careful when you open the door.
watched two friends get underages. one had a shirt on that said lets get wasted while the other said to the cop "i understand your just trying to do your job but that was dirty bro".
They were scared I was going to get lost last night so they dressed me up as Waldo so someone would always find me.
I hate when you actually try to sing and people think you're joking so you just go with it, but on the inside you're crying.
I think the exact words were 'I'd lett him to the weirdest shit to me'
Dude, get out of Andrea's vagina and call me back
why is there a wheelchair in the hall and why does it look like we banged in it?
Soo I'm in the trunk of a car drunk about to jump on trampolines. My life rocks!
I told him it was fine and then I keyed his car.
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