chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
never. drinking. again.
lets not get ahead of ourselves.
This is worse that I thought. He's playing violin for me.
Just saw a crackhead get taken down by pd in the canal. Its offically spring
Going to.goingto.gtoing to DIE DIE DIEEEE......i feel like everyeone impotrant in my life like MLK is judging me.... saddd day
I have her designated blowjob hair tie on my wrist. It's like a key to eternal happiness
Our penis' have led to more networking than mark zuckerberg.
Obviously he considers you not fucking him as fucking up. Thus making him fuck up. Based on this I believe he should be disqualified from the race to your vagina.
Like I actually don't feel all that great but the fact that I'm not projectile vomiting at work makes life seem so magical
I woke up while eating peanut butter from a jar. I don't think I should be social today.
I was so fucked up last night that I peed on his FATHER'S BED and fell asleep there. and yes. his father was asleep in the bed
An "unreasonable amount of ejaculate" isn't a reason to be angry at me.
I'm thinking my boss switched to all cordless keyboards and mouses so that none of us would hang ourselves in the office.
On the flip side, we did almost have sex wearing a gorilla mask and deer antlers.............
All I know is I woke up cuddling a jar of peanut butter....
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