Are you drinking alone?
no, i'm watching house
That doesn't count.
wtf, then i'm always alone
what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
apparently i found nail polish and started playing a game i made up called "paint a nail, do a shot"
hooking up with my manager sounds like an even better idea while i'm sober.
Last thing I remember is Dusty riding the bikes we "borrowed" from the hotel through the CVS while the rest of us picked up the girls who were laughing at him
I'm not making any promises. But if I start throwing food at you, just go with it.
I would personally love to see the surveillance video of me throwing my stuff inside, peeing on the sidewalk, then crying hysterically when I realized I locked myself out. Again.
Bring enough bail money and little extra for tacos after
Nope if you can't be there for me emotionally, then my vagina can't be there for you physically. That's my rule.
I should be done at 8 and I've also done a great Job of convincing my self that I should get really drunk tonight
Is it too soon for me to wonder what sex with him would be like?
Sorry I wasn't opportunistic about sucking your dick in an Uber last night
Fun fact: nipples work on touch screens. Tell your friends :)
I see more hoeing in ur future
I don’t know how you celebrated 4/20 but I set a Payless trash can on fire
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