I'm going to jail i love you
There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
I'm playing with the baby I just found in your kitchen
True. I'd rather snort cocaine off a homeless guy then work on the weekend...Actually that may not be that bad.
It's official. This guy and I are going gay for each other. We're tasting the fucking rainbow.
i accidenteley seduced the christian girl's brother so i dont think we can count on free church picnic food again
Koalas always seemed like really high little puppy kittens to me.
Will i get arrested If i steal the salvatiion arny guys bell for ringing it to close to my hangover
hoooly shit dude in taco costume challenged alpha douche to a fight. he's got catch phrases. come. now.
I'm too stoned to come over for sex
Yes that is a Krispy Kreme doughnut on my cock
I'll be right over
Of course it may just be the context. A dish of dog food would look lovely next to your breasts.
To be honest, waking up to 20 naked people in my house was not the weirdest thing to happen to me in the past 24 hours
Both guys that I'm dating were waiting for me in the parking lot after work. Literally the most awkward situation I have ever been in
shots, cocks, socks. bingo
Yes. With one-hundred percent positivity I can say yes, I do not want you covered in waffles and syrup when I come home.
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