So I pulled my t-shirt down, pushed my boobs up and marched right into that church!
you drank a bottle of vodka and then while throwing up in my toilet you kept reminding me our hs reunion was in 2 yrs and it was time to start getting thin again anyway
I love Japanese schoolgirls with short skirts riding bikes on windy days.
You're never coming back, are you?
I shouldn't trust a guy I just met with the pull out method. That's a big responsibility.
I would think I was a stalker too if I wasn't myself
Of course I lose my iPhone but still manage to hold on to the ruler for my dirty teacher costume
Absolute soulmates or functional alcoholics?
Can't be the first without the last
We got baked and watched the cheetah girls on Netflix
You need to not admit that.
IT'S LIKE SHE TAKES SECRET KUNG FU CUNT LESSONS AND THEN BRUCE LEES ALL OVER EVERYONE.
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
Just for once I'd like my first interaction with a new GP to not be an obvious sex injury.
i just want to die with dignity and clean teeth, is that too much to ask?
Giant stained glass jesus is judging my black pleather pants
I'm determining which apartments I'm mostly to move into based on how suitable the kitchens are for sex .
Thanks for supporting me through Robs retirement. I'm still in shock, but your dick helped.
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