the only reason I knew his name is because half way through I looked up and it was tatooed on his chest.
its like they have never seen someone walk through campus with a plunger
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
biggest mistake ever: halloween 2009
May or may not have found my way onto a stripper bus. To Chicago.
After he told me that it's up to him to carry on his family name, I almost felt bad for not letting him cum inside me.
Emergency need house key where r u I just got shit o n
Too bad you can't keep me under your desk. You'd love that wouldn't you? Massages, blowjobs, and I'd be forced to be quiet all day.
As your attorney I advise you to rage rapidly
No, they seem attractive after SIX beers, after three they're just the gender you're looking for.
Sometimes I feel like I should become a beautician purely for my ability to shave pretty shapes into my pubic hair.
Wanna show up on a guy's doorstep and punch him in the balls for me? At least this one isn't a cop.
So now I can cross "have my ass be someone's phone background" off the bucket list. You know, if it was something I actually had wanted to happen.
I heard a crunch while giving him head. I looked up and he was eating Cheese Itz. So we made a deal that he'd take a hand job so I could eat them too.
He walked upstairs in nothing but his boxers and drunkenly asked my brother for a condom....so much for a good first impression.
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