I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
someone threw a dead crab at me
You're the end to all my bad dreams.
Did you have that reoccuring dream about me banging your mom again?
I don't apprectiate you insinuating that my breasts have a sort of bremuda triangle effect
if i get the "i'm engaged" text one more time, i'm going to shoot myself in the face so my cats won't eat it when i die alone.
I wish my new phone didn't autocorrect so well. People will never experience the magic of my drunk texts because they think I'm making a coherent statement.
i cant remember past the part when we filled his tub with skittles.
He was in me and said I can't believe this happened because of facebook. MOOD KILLER.
She is wearing lilly and pearls while drinking natty from a monogrammed coozie. If that isn't a sorosititue I don't know what is
we're about an hour out, how's the weather?
cloudy with a chance of strippers and cocaine, you're favorite. welcome home.
I GOT A VENDING MACHINE FOR OUR LIVING ROOM
In an unrelated matter, im gonna eat you out so much later.
Im just an angry damaged little elf who wanders around and tries to find drugs.
Did I, at any point last night, say I was dying?
i puked in a jesus candle last night and then denied it... i'd say it was a pretty alright night
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