I woke up this morning next to some guy. I was horrified, he woke up and said, "the white tiger strikes again!"
whats the weirdest thing you ever masturbated to?
King Triton
I don't care where my tongue is but i t's going to be in all the pictures.
I JUST REALIZED HOW SOFT YOUR TABLE IS! and I also just started rolling
I just wanted to share with you that my life has come to naked arts and crafts, to fix my flask, with a rum and coke in my hand... Good luck on your exam
I asked a lamppost to be my valentine. Also: I'm wearing a sombrero. We need more sombrero in our lives.
Three Architectural classes: $990.00 Architectural supplies: $300.00 Changing majors and using my architectural supplies to roll blunts: Priceless
I think that's mostly how we became friends.
Well that, and your desire to put your penis in me.
I'm at a gyno in Japan. Safe to say every possible rule of etiquette is about to be broken. Buckle up, motherfuckers.
She had her pubic hair down there shaved into the superman s............. Best one night stand ever.
The crowd is chanting "we want sex!" There's a man dressed as bacon. That is all
He called yelling about whhhhhhiskey and enchiladas I heard sirens in the background last time I talked to him b
He literally poured blue Gatorade on me after we had sex and said "good game" all over my white sheets
I danced shirtless on a platform with a fucking stripper who went to MIT
Sean just lit a cig with his taser..... I am in awe
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