we went to that german restaurant and drank out of the boots. Then I threw up into one
You were right. It hurts to walk today.
To think... Somewhere, too drunk by buckcherry is someone's theme song
and you tried to get a free burrito from Potbelly's
I want something that's relevant to him banging her right after I did. Like "runner-up"
best friends dont let best friends get an STD of the eyeball just saying
once again, we need to groom him to be a better human being. using liquor and tits.
You were riding my three year old's train yelling, 'I think I can, I think I can!!'
I thought I could.
First thing that comes on in the morning is kanye's I can't hold my liquor. yeezus lives.
Please tell me those naked pics were not your mom. Lie if you have to.
Last year you twerked on my Christmas tree and threw up all over the bathroom...in front of my parents. We should probably keep power hour to ONLY an hour this year
I don't care how hot she was, she wouldn't stop singing "Shut Up and Dance", instant boner-killer.
twas supposed to be night one of rebound break but it was night one of get sloppy drunk and dance half naked in an ice shack
It's official, I'm not staying in tonight
What caused that decision?
You only live once
It's fucking 2020, I should be able to watch Netflix in the buff while making brownies without you getting preachy about it.
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