We should write a comic book about the many adventures of your vagina. Maybe even give it a cape or something.
Why didn't you tell me that Dad was a registered sex offender?
We were going to tell you eventually, how'd you find out?
Our school resource officer showed us how to use Family Watchdog and pulled up his picture.
the brownie started to kick in before i finished the essay... it became a race against my own increasing intoxication
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
You would be my first round pick for a drinking team
His balls are like really small, like dog sized balls. It was a weird discovery. Ever done a guy with dog sized balls?
my favorite sex position is the one where no sex actually happens we just get really stoned and eat a lot and watch netflix in the dark
Both of us came out of our rooms at the same time in boxers and sat on the couch. No words were spoken.
Don't worry, I'm sure your thrusting skills are on point.
People are talking politics and I have had 9 mimosas
I can't believe I'm coordinating a threesome at work. My productivity is at an all time low.
Is it bad I use my AA meeting to hookup with guys?
What am I doing? I'm usually only attracted to horrible people.
You like pics of my balls that much?
I am at the store looking at frames as we text...
He started out in my roommates bed and by the end of the night was in mine, not sure how that went down. But he left happy in the morning.
Randomize
