Yeah but my nose is so stuffed if I tried to give him head I'd suffocate
32 messages asking me to suck his dick. And there for a minute i thought i was desperate. ha!
Hahahaha
make that 40.
A homeless man in dtwn SF was blasting lil wayne and singing at the top of his lungs. I kinda wanted to give him my life savings
It'll be just me and my penis against the world.
There is literally a guy in my class with a gallon of water and a trophy.
Call me next time you want to get irresponsibly drunk when we have grown up things to do the next day.
Depending upon how the Sox game progresses, I'll either cry on the bar or fuck someone tonight...
I think that last shot was nyquil. Please come gte me. WINGS.
I tried to find the bar, ended up at a car dealership. Then the alarms went off.
I can't stop drooling did you spike my drink?
How's dating the med student working out for you?
After we had sex last night he showed me where my spleen was.
A true anatomy project.
My philosophy is thug life and that means never having to say your sorry for stealing drinks off tables
Had weird bad dreams about you last night. Please tell me you didn't google my real surname and that you don't go to a needle exchange.
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
He ate me out in a limo while we were driving home. I love bars being open again!
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