Should I ask him to prom mid fuck? That way he has to say yes.
i dont have any money that hasnt already been designated for cigarettes and birth control
the pharmacist hit on me as i picked up my herpes medecine. i think we found a winner.
i really wish i had a remote for my computer. its all the way on my bed while im across the hall puking my brains out to enya. not cool.
There comes a time in every girls life when she must use her boobs for good instead of evil.
Your pregnant arnt you
i'm going to look back at this as the time of my life when i casually dated that autistic guy
The maintenance guy at work just asked me out for a drink. For once, I proudly said that I was 20.
He's 11. You dont draw dicks on 11 year olds, i dont care if he ate your lasagna
I apologize for violently hooking up with her in front of you in the jacuzzi last night.
Nice just gets you lonely or dead. I don't like those options.
I immediately regret the tequila decision.
When nipples stop being hilarious I'll stop getting them out in public.
Apparently we stole a dog last night. I woke up and it was just staring at me. But we fed it left over KFC for breakfast so it's cool.
I think that all guys are assholes, some of them just have less assholeish qualities that we accept in our lives and that we can look past enough to deal. They have to be a pretty special asshole.
it'll be okay! And just think of this ultrasound as the most action you've had in a month...
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