god, you should never be in the FBI. you'd give away america's secrets to any boy who asked.
his penis was crooked so i rode him at an angle. he seemed used to this.
Im telling you now. Hang out with winning football players and you get whatever the hell you want. Sorry to wake you. But its important knowledge.
This guy behind me is answering all of her questions. I may give him a lapdance to take my next test for me
I still can't believe I found a dildo in my ceiling today.
the igloo is complete. bring your weed and the hat with the floppy ears
Just dont tell him. Tell him you colored your vagina for breast cancer awareness month. He will understand.
I woke up at 3am, my head in a toilet, still at the kegger, wearing a random cowboy hat.
Either I just got hit on by a 10 year old.girl dressed like a boy or I just got hit on by a midget lesbian. Either way I feel uncomfortable
I applaud your efforts, but I have to say it was the bear we encountered that ultimately shut down the entire operation
lesson learned.. dressing up like a naughty teacher doesn't mean you can get away with spanking a cop with a ruler for being "fresh" with you
Black out Jordan is making huge strides. I didn't even pee on anyone or anything last night.
I love you too! Remember NO alcohol or weed at my residence because of legal ramifications.
In all honesty the person most likely to secretly slip me drugs would be ... Me
He called my boobs fluffy. Part sexy part pilsbury dough boy. Part sexy pilsbury dough boy. I'm so confused. And flattered?
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