Rylan was made in your driveway. Just thought, as godfather, you should know.
why didn't we just drop out of school years ago and become dominatrix bitches who beat men?
I don't know but we should still do that
SO stoned. Sitting in just a thong in front of a fan. NO work for a WEEK! Life is good :)
So she is eating her margarita with tortilla chips....like using her chip as a spoon
What kind of friend are you? You don't even blackout anymore.
I don't know what's worse the the fact he has worn a protective cup for last 3 years in fear of being kicked in the balls. Or the fact that the one day he decides to throw caution to the wind and doesn't wear it and actually gets kicked in the balls.
Who in tha hell do u hang out with?
I have to be more responsible. I've dropped three lighters into my bong today.
We have so much sex to catch up on
No. Nooooo. No way. She looked like Amanda Bynes. The recent one not the one from All That.
I like how I just yelled in the window at Mcdonalds drive thru, got his number and then fucked. it was like I ordered a happy meal that only can be had after midnight.
I told him I wanted to fuck him and he hasn't texted me back in 4 days...am I missing something
That jawline could fucking have its way with me.
Gez, you make a couple noises and all of the sudden your the loud girl.
That guy I hooked up with in new york last 2 statuses are "I'm going to be a father, it's a girl" then "wow syphilis sure does burn" I'm legit scared... What has my life come to.
If I slept with her my dick would come out glittery
coward.
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