I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
I just put my retainer in and it tastes like weed
I just saw a homeless man with a cat on a leash. reminded me of you.
Wake and baked to watch the boston marathon. God I love massachusetts
omg theres cum all over the american flag and now its up in front of his house.
Of all the things I am low enough to do, how could you even doubt if that was one of them?
Not sure I just ate a really big pot brownie, I feel like my future is uncertain
I dunno what the deal was, but you spent about an hour trying to put your phone charger in the outlet and you were yelling "one plug to rule them all"
Can you technically cross something off your bucket list if you don't, per say, remember it....?
don't do it for the experience, do it for the story. now get your ass in that bedroom
I can't sleep. My mind keeps asking "turn down for what?" but it won't accept any of my answers.
Why can't I come over and snuggle you and make you lick my boots
I will find, mount, and marry that person.
How early is too early to start day drinking? Asking for a friend
About five minutes ago. You’re good now.
It’s a good thing I’m the only one in the office today. My boy toy stopped by and now there is jiz all over my desk and couch
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