I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
i think i just puked on my phone
we live great lives
You love popeyes more than me
does delicious chicken come out of your vagina?
We've finally become those guys who you'd see in middle school when you went to the park who are just stoned out of their minds sitting on the swings.
he told me it was a naked video of him so i opened it. i just got rickrolled while sexting
I just took a bite of a bagel at school and it tasted like weed. If I am high for my test in 2 hours I'm gonna kick someones ass
I am more sore today than I was after my car wreck. Take it as a compliment that you bang harder than a semi-truck.
She tags her boyfriend in all of her pictures on her heart...
WHERE ARE MY FUCKING EYEBROWS?!
What are you wearing tonight?
The colors of the winddddddd
The night went downhill when he lit her purse on fire and tried putting it out with vodka
I just shaved my pubes into a heart shape. if that doesn't scream romantic idk what does
I threw up in the middle of a bar last night and still managed to get laid! Happy thanksgiving!
That’s true love. If they recognize a chocolate mold of your anus.
St. Patty's shenanigans tmrw? I wanna meet dudes lol. Why stop at coronavirus when you can get the clap, too?
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