well i just puked at a family gathering so i can cross that off the bucket list
Driving out to Plano is like driving away from your twenties
He freaked out when I started to orgasm. He said he never knew girls could orgasm too.
Handcuffed. To. Steering. Wheel. Fuck.
Hint of advice dont get with minor league baseball players, you can google their stats but not their stds.
I feel like I got hit by a bus. A head on collision with my vag.
oh and speaking of men I've slept with. Ryan lost 1/3 of a testicle zip lining
That dog was the best thing i ever touched
Shout out to this stomach virus for helping me prepare for whatever slutty Halloween costume I decide to wear.
Life is when you're laying naked in bed, eating Double Stuff Oreos with your boyfriend, blazed as fuck. Happy 4/20.
If I send Ben a tit pic but I do it while wearing a Tom Brady mask is that funny or creepy
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
I mean, I've had her boob in my mouth, but is that romance?
Keep in mind this was 2012... YOLO was a very new concept.
He asked if we were going to take advantage of his drunken state. When we said no he tired to show us what we were missing out on. It was so sad it almost made him cute.
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