she offered me iced tea and went to go change.then her dad came in the door.i thought i was on how to catch a predator.
So tell me more about the cum that came out of your nose
today is my dealer's birthday. i dont know whether to give him the day off or call him saying happy birthday ill take a quarter please
despite contrary belief, getting peanut butter off your balls is not as easy as it sounds
shes the kind of girl that would cock block endangered pandas
i've written a new chapter in the saga of unexpected dongs
We had sex during an intermission, then the second period. The bruins better win. Missing a period isn't worth having sex with him
The last time I've felt a woman's touch, the twin towers were compromised. You can wait like one week
I woke up this morning with a text from my mom as to why the hell random people were showing up at the house. Turns out nobody came to our house party because I gave them my old address, fuck pre-partying for real
There is a midget in cheetah face paint on a leash here
On the shuttle bus from the Casino the driver refused to take us to the strip club so you said "let me off this bus or ill puke on you".
I feel like I should have held a press conference. The state of my vagina
I should probably add her on Facebook for as much as I cheat off her in Physics, huh?
that is very illegal...i love you.
My penis definitely considers my Captain Cock costume a success
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