the recession has oofficially hit my standards.
and then she said I drew a line on her forehead with my cum and whispered "Simba"
Jason Williams (yeah the ex-nets center...) drunkenly told me that, while drinking, I should take an ambien and a cialis before i go home...that will "give me a 25 minute window to have sex and then goto sleep before the bitch starts bothering me"....
Now I have to picture Dave Letterman having sex with all these women. Im the real victim.
It totally doesn't make me a groupie if I hooked up with him before he was in the Olympics
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
I've got to stop giving the gift of vagina for every occasion. I'm exhausted.
We're like Siamese twins, but joined at the genitals.
You declared war on your ex and then had sex with who you thought was her sister. No one knows who she was but we think your dick might be in danger.
Well I can cross being naked in a minivan off the list
classified somewhere between kinky and medically inadvisable
Well I have rug burns in both armpits, somehow. So yes you should have been here
I think I just got suckerpunched by a 14-year-old.
Im going to the gym...covered in the Brazilians cum
And how is that different than any other weeknight in your world
yeah, my mom got it for me because it had animals AND alcohol.
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