would it be inappropriate to describe you with the phrase "bigass titties"?
Never forget that any girl can get her way if she puts her vagina on the table.
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
just heard some guy walking down the street say "butt sex in the sun"
go get him tiger.
His mom just described him as a manipulative, deceitful bastard -- oddly I still want him
Still in Rome. Hooked up with frat boy from SoCal that's studying abroad. He said he was 1/8 italian. I'll take it.
Do you think she hates me because I thought her roommate's name actually was Butterface?
He was having an allergic reaction to that new brand of vodka Eric brought, so he just started chasing with benadryl.. Talk about commitment.
he told me i smelled like babies and pine needles and he wanted to bathe with me. new boyfriend is not a keeper
Random thought: what if being devoured by animals was a death penalty option...and you got to choose the animal?
You was so high that you insisted that you heard someone whistle, then you insisted they was trapped in the wall!
Life lesson... stop having side pieces that know each other...ffs.
I'm gonna go take a shower so I can cleanly change into my drinking underwear.
he broke off the kiss to ask "can I grab your boob?" like props for asking for clear and concise consent but there HAS to be a sexier way to do it
“On a break” is implied when it’s a Russian chick dressed as Black Widow wearing Minnie Mouse ears
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