If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
They want to listen to Lady Gaga while they puke.
He said "I know I'm not gay. I fucked a guy once and didn't like it"
I just saw at least a dozen senior citizens on roller blades. way to drunk for this.
I just called my cat a slut and she responded. Proudest moment ever.
Clearly he doesn't understand my need to be surrounded by cats at all times
Yeah things got weird. You ate an entire bag of hotdog buns, then tried to catch a tree on fire with a candle.
Just croosed over that too drunk for chemistry class line
What can I say? When alcohol is my motivation, I can move mountains.
Going to an AA meeting just so I can fuck him...That's dedication
Bro that's the last time I try to stick my penis in a bowl of jello. I can't believe your sister ate that, did she not see my dick mold
Hey ER girl, its the EMT you beat at blowjobs shots last night.
That is the scariest sentence I have ever read.
Just made out with the guy who gave me my tour. Full circle college win.
if becoming an adult is chugging a bottle of wine in your bed and crying about your stresses while your dog watches you, sign me up
He told me that he'd ride his snowmobile from Cincinnati to Toledo in this blizzard just so I could give him head.
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