they need to just BURY HIM!
i just peed in a port a potty and wiped with my credit card statement. fuck yeah!
Dude, it's gettin so bad even my fantasies just wanna be friends.
No stitches, just platelets and will power
You know how you thought that you put on a condom last weel?
yea
turns out that you did...and i just found it.
as i creep her facebook pics from back in the day till now, i noticed that her lazy eye has gotten better
the only plus side is that now I'll be able to tell my son not to trust the condoms that his college gives away..........
If your pregnant with his baby maybe we can start getting weed for free.
But apparently I got kicked in the head by a stripper at some point
We opted you as the sacrificial dick tonight. We need our patron cafe. Go make some moves.
just cuz theres a goalie doesnt mean i cant commandeer the goal and become a way better goalie
For thanksgving we are only drinking wild turkey for the next 24hrs time to strap your balls back on and maybe a helmet
Ps we bought 8 pellet guns just now
You act like tequila is some sort of sex juice
Why does my nose taste spicy?
How do you know what your nose tastes like?
We're so high we're eating flavored lube.
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