I'm at the bar with Ashley what should I do?
humiliate her
i kept telling her phones are not food, and she countinued to put it in her mouth..
He walked in, tore open the drawer, pulled out a condom, and slammed it shut. He was that ready.
Pre warning. Your not gonna sleep tonight cuz I'm staying with your roommate. Thanks for breaking up with me.
woke up with the dennys waiters MYSPACE link on the back of my receipt...yep one of those nights
just got the results back. i love his dick even more now i know its clean
I would feel bad sleeping with her unless all of her personalities were on board with it.
I could not actually bring myself to utter the phrase "donkey cock" in front of my father. Not possible.
We didn't want to make a pit stop so I just helped my husband pee in a bottle. No one told me this was part of love.
FALSE ALARM! I didn't piss myself, I fell asleep in the shower and then drunkingly crawled into my bed
He let me keep my Michael Jordan Bulls jersey on during sex.
My underwear are in the stairs so apparently I did take the dog out.
We had sex during an intermission, then the second period. The bruins better win. Missing a period isn't worth having sex with him
He's the stereotypical redneck. He tried to go kayaking during a storm and almost got into a fight when a park ranger tried to stop him
Yeah, I've hit on priests at bars, too. Such a shame, there are a lot of hot men out there who've devoted themselves and their glorious genitalia to the Lord -_-
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