I mean, you're like my second best best friend we're so close I can't believe you'd do that to me
ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
When we were fucking i started barking and growling at her.. you shoulda seen her face
Either she got face surgery at midnight, or i need to stop drinking...
Say it nicely.
Fine. I want to lovingly bend you over and lovingly fuck the shit out of you. Happy?
Aparently his snake got loose in the middle of the night. Not a sex joke, he has a fucking snake
seriously my hangover is so bad I feel like my eye lashes make blinking a workout
he needs to hurry and make his mind up... i mean i can't keep getting peed on by a guy who isn't even my boyfriend
i actually pissed myself from laughing when I saw the old man in lingerie carrying a spiderman purse. I dont know if he was real or if it was the tequila, but my head hurts.
will i regret this in the morrning? probably. but every decision is good during happy hour
Alright, deal. Settling two drug deals before noon is what I call a productive day. I'm not even gonna go to math, I've practiced enough numbers for the day.
But in today's society it's frowned upon not to wear pants in public.
My ladyscape is the envy of many and the shangrila of few. I will display it proudly.
You're an independent woman who is defined by her own actions and not by whether or not you have a man. You also have great tits.
She said cowgirls can can pee standing up and proceeded to pull up her dress and drop her underwear.
I'm legitimately the first person in the United States to successfully shave their balls with a Razer Blade of a sword and fully admitt it. I'm honestly smoother then a 10 year old.
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