in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
We planned for the zombie apocalypse. In great detail. Of course there was booze involved.
the bouncer made me realize that puking in line does not get you in any faster
So you had sex with my brother?
It sounds like you dont need me to answer that.
I'm not saying going to the volleyball games drunk on Tuesday night was a bad idea I'm just saying we shouldn't make a routine of it.
Ps. The strap-on in the pic i sent you last night was not mine. Just wanted to clear that up.
What's the appropriate I've been inside you but we're not technically dating valentines present?
I don't even know. I woke up in the bathtub with no shirt, covered in towels holding what appeared to be vanillia pudding mixed with captain morgan.
Instead of medicine they should just give ecstasy. Also I'm tingly and can't find u guys. A gay man just said he loved me... :( / :)
You can cross "give someone a blow job while playing Colors of the Wind" off my bucket list.
So... crashing at the hot bartender's place is not a solid marital decision.
I had my room mate call my phone after last night and it was in an uncooked quesadilla
Tonight I researched being a phone sex operator and teaching English at a French school in Africa. I think my future lacks direction
i'm not so sure everythign we did last night was legal...
Came out of blackout state to the curtains torn down & the headboard laid on top of him. & yes he was still breathing
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